Buhari’s Aide, Lauretta Onochie Labels CAN ‘Cankerworm Association of Nigeria’

The Special Assistant to President Muhammadu Buhari on social media, Lauretta Onochie has again accused the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN) of being a ‘blood-sucking parasite’ in its desperation to fuel crisis in the nation.

She made this in a statement on a post on her Facebook page titled CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (CAN), NOT IN TALKING TERMS WITH GOD!

In the post, she called CAN the Cankerworm Association of Nigeria and accused them of misleading their followers and working with criminal elements, the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in looting resources in the country.

She accused CAN of having a hand in the death of two Catholic priests in Benue in order to lure the Catholics back to the association, adding that they were friends with those marauding as herdmen on ‘Killing Spree’.

The post reads in part: “This piece has nothing to do with the millions of Christians in Nigeria who Love the Lord with their whole hearts and their neighbours as themselves, as commanded by our Lord, Jesus Christ.

“On June 16, 2018, lost in the euphoria of Nigeria versus Croatia match at the on-going FIFA World cup tournament in faraway Russia, was the cheering news that the Nigeria Police had nabbed the five suspected killers of two Rev Fathers in Benue. Their names were given as follows: Manga Husseini, David Akenawe, Agada Tsesaa, Tarza Orvanya & Ngyohov Shin.

“The mostly sleeping Nigerian media, for reason, explained to the nation by one of our veteran journalists, did not consider it “Breaking News”. They did not even do their usual “Cut and paste”. This is a bid to demarket President Muhammadu Buhari, a man elected to salvage a nation that its ruination was backed by unrighteous men parading themselves as Christians.

“The CAN of worms that reap from the bloody trade that is going on in our nation, did not deem it fit to pat the security operatives on the back. Why would they? The Cankerworm Association of Nigeria, previously known as “Christian” Association of Nigeria, had achieved its aim, using the blood of two innocent Catholic Priests, to bring back the Catholic Church to their unrighteous fold. The lives of those two innocent Priests were pawns in the desperate game by certain evil former Landlords of our nation, who are in bed with the demonic Cankerworms and purveyor of hate messages and fake news.

“It was in the heydays of the Jonathan administration. Sin was in vogue. Corruption was the currency of trade for the association of partakers of stolen funds otherwise and regrettably known as Christian Association of Nigeria.

“It was very fashionable to commit atrocities and be honored with a front seat in church and a title. But the Catholic Church in Nigeria would have none of it. The Catholic Bishops decided to quit the unholy organisation CAN, as there was no more Christianity in the Christian Association of Nigeria. They cited poor leadership and POLITICISATION of the association. The Catholics further went on to add that some attitudes, utterances, and actions of the national leadership of CAN which in their opinion negate the concept of the foundation of the association and the desire of Our Lord Jesus Christ, made it impossible for them to continue in the same organisation as unrighteous people.

“And then, as if in answered prayer for the Catholics, Nigerians rallied round Muhammadu Buhari, a man of honor and integrity, sacking the government that fed the greed of the CAN of worms who constantly received stolen funds meant to make the lives of Nigerians better and easier.

“This made the Tapeworms very unhappy. They began to plot to bring back the Catholic Church to their fold. Their silence was deafening when IPOB tried to destabilise the country. So when IPOB suddenly dumped Christianity for Judaism, watchers alleged that the Worms had not been able to meet their financial obligations to IPOB.

“I am a Bible Student and EVERYTHING I do is guided by my belief in ONE God as supported by the Christian Holy book, the Bible. Any Association that attaches “Christian” to its name, must be built on what Jesus Christ taught us. But the criminal merchants are in bed with criminal elements in our today’s opposition, as they were with the Looting government of PDP that ran our nation aground under you know who. They have now managed to drag the Catholic Church into their pig sty to wallow in their mud. But it won’t last because the Catholics would see through the unrighteous smokescreen and flee from CAN. Again.

“I think I was being diplomatic by calling them CAN of worms. We need to define what sort of worms They are. They are CAN of Tapeworms. Parasites! Sucking for free, the blood of their ignorant followers in addition to scamming corrupt political leaders.

“The attitude of many pretenders to Christianity is de-marketing Christianity to the point that Islam is now the fastest growing religion on earth. (Ntor! Ask Google). This is in spite of the fact that ISIS and Boko Haram, are doing to Islam what CAN is doing to Christianity.

“With all the stolen resources available to them, they can afford to find out the truth. But their aim is not to find the truth. Evidence abounds that Aides of the political friends of the Tapeworms are the ones on a killing spree, in the name of herdsmen and some of them are already in custody. They have conveniently looked away when the police, in response to the petition of the Benue state Governor, invited his predecessor for questioning. They have said nothing regarding the arrest by the Police of the killers of the two Catholic Priests in Benue State.

“It was perfectly fine for a so-called Christian President to attend Organisation Of Islamic Conference (OIC), and bring it’s benefits to Nigeria. (I suspect they may have looted those benefits).

“Until they become a registered political party until they cease to be demonic and irresponsible in their utterances until they repent and become Christians, their words are nothing but noise and hate speech. Until then, they do not represent Christians nor speak for us. Until then, they are a brood of vipers and a CAN of Tapeworms.”




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